Some say that seniors are senile . . .But are they?!
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

As they made their way back home, a bag of money fell out of a Loomis armored truck. It practically landed at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but was not sure what to do with it so decided she'd take it back to the house.

Upon arriving home, they counted the money. "Wow!" said an excited Sally. "Fifty-thousand dollars." But Andy said, "We've got to give it back. It's not ours!"

"Finders keepers and losers weepers," a smiling Sally replied as she put the money back into the bag and hides it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored truck early yesterday?" Sally immediately said, "No!" To which Andy yells "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally then says to the agents, "Don't believe him, gentlemen, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us your story, Sir, from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday....."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

That's a great one!

Mark