A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!!

Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!'


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'



'Just a couple minutes ago...'