Burt and Edna retire and move to Texas.Burt alwats wanted a pair of cowboy boots so he go's out and buys a nice pair.He walks into the kitchen and asked Edna "notice anything different ?" "Nope " Edna answers."You sure you don't see anything different" Burt asked. "No".Well all ticked off Burt go's into the bedroom takes all his clothes off except the boots.He go's back into the kitchen "Now do you notice anything different" "Nope it's still pointing down Burt"."Well that's because it's looking at my NEW boots". "Oh, you should have bought a new hat Burt,you should have bought a hat."