Dan was a single guy living at home with his father
and working in the family business. When he found out he was going
to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he
needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to
her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card



and
three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than
men.